commandershepardvasfuckit:

thoodleoo:

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

the-knights-who-say-book:

today my dad said “why do people binge watch entire seasons? it’s not like you’d get a book and read it in one night” so i’m not convinced he knows anything about what i do in my freetime

sunfortune:

bruce: if i kill the joker ill be just as bad as him :(

jason:

memesonthehour:

thenightthatgotaway:

sitting on furniture that’s meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

weedle-testaburger:

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

just-shower-thoughts:

The Harry Potter series is 7 books and thousands of pages of buildup just for the main character to kill the villain with a “no u”

dumbfricker:

finally found the site for me

dkc2:

i would call the police then papa john himself

jeremydooley:

Hey, don’t take any shit from him, Cunningham. How tough can he be with a name like Francis?

myfairgolightly:

What did you do that made Mr. Big so mad at you? 
I may um, I may have sold him a very expensive wool rug that was made from the fur of a skunk… butt.